It’s a jungle out there

And now for something completely different!

Thank you, BoB.

bluebird of bitterness

Sid was a petty criminal who’d had many run-ins with the law. He needed a job, but because of his record, no one wanted to hire him. Then a pal tipped him off that the local zoo was hiring, and that they had a good record of hiring people in Sid’s situation, so he went to check it out.

The zookeeper told Sid that he needed someone to impersonate a gorilla. “Our gorilla was our main attraction,” the zookeeper said. “But it died a few days ago, and it will be months before we can get another one. All you’d have to do is wear this gorilla suit and eat bananas and keep the visitors entertained.”

The job sounded easy, and the pay wasn’t bad, so Sid agreed. He put on the costume and did his best to act like a gorilla, beating his chest and climbing trees and swinging…

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19 responses to “It’s a jungle out there

  1. Very good twist. I roared with laughter.

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  2. Great story! Thanks for sharing.

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  3. The old ones are still the best ones.

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  4. That’s brilliant; never saw that coming, methinks I’ll have to sign up for BluebirdsBlogs

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  5. Oh, this was a hoot! I can see why you posted it. We all can use a good laugh!

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  6. Thanks for sharing this, Yvonne!
    I snorted! 😛
    HUGS!!! 😀

    Like

  7. moliver2645

    HAHAHAHA!🤣

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