Apparently things were happening that were out of my control. I opened my eyes and saw this. I have no idea what it says. Is this what they mean when they say “A parallel universe”?
When next I became aware of my surroundings, this is what I saw outside the window. “Blessings to you, TV antennae”.
Aha! Now I remember, I booked a trip to Italy, and there I was in Rome.
On my way back from the train station, where I booked my place on train number 8344 to Prato, I stumbled across several young ladies wearing laurel wreaths on their head. Is this yet another fashion trend that has passed me by? It seems to be a celebration involving prosecco, flowers and confetti, as well as that fetching cranial adornment.
After a cunning bribe later (“Would you like to appear on a world famous blog?”), I am pleased to present Jennifer, a newly graduated Bachelor of Education, whose students will be very lucky to have this vivacious young lady as their guide to all things scholastic. May she enjoy her chosen path in life and always be as happy as she was today. Grazie, Dottore Jennifer.