I put the names on slips of paper, shut my eyes tightly, then drew one out of the goldfish bowl (before the slips of paper were eaten by those hungry little suckers).
The winner is … GROMIT!!!!! Well done, Andrew. You have to be satisfied with this pat on the back and your name featured on my blog. Lucky sod.
Thank you to everyone who entered and who must now suffer the humiliation of being losers. That’s life.
For those of you who have never seen Wallace and Gromit, my sincere commiserations. Click on the link below to enter a whole new world of insanity!