‘Twas the month before Christmas

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‘Twas the month before Christmas

‘Twas the month before Christmas and all through the city,
Not a creature was stirring, er, you find a rhyme…
I’m just not that witty.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Oops, don’t have a chimney, hmmm…
Oh well, Santa’s magic, who cares?

The people were nestled all snug in their beds,
(your business what you’re doing there)
While visions of shopping malls danced
in their wallets and heads.

I in my Soft Kitty PJs and the cat in the hat
Had just settled down to read,
maybe eat some cookies…
How about that?

When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed (ok, sprang is an exaggeration),
To see what was the matter.

It was only a drunk guy,
With his nose all aglow,
Shouting and singing,
Let it go, let it snow, let it…

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3 responses to “‘Twas the month before Christmas

  1. Thanks for the reblog and the kind words. Hope this weekend is treating you kindly. 🙂

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  2. Soon the ‘running of the shoppers’ will start in earnest. Trolley rage will be common with dehydrated shoppers found, especially behind the dairy divisions of large supermarkets.
    Children will get smacked and huge quantities of Panedol and Panadeine will be ingested by nervous shoppers and the elderly.

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