Little did he know when he set off for a stroll in the narrow calli of Venice, holding hands with his new girlfriend, that he was going to see The Blogger From Dismal Swamp. He respected her privacy, and waited until she had passed before whispering excitedly to his partner who he had just seen!
The Blogger From Dismal Swamp also respected his privacy, and waited until he had passed to take a photo of him walking away.
Yes, gentle readers, it was the one and only Johnny Depp! My heart rate has not yet slowed down.