Every night, they waken me with their weird sounds.
Every morning I find evidence of their nocturnal presence on my carpet, paintings and furniture.
Exhibit A: gecko, um, poop, on my lounge suite:
So, I got to thinking. Maybe I can build them a nice little litter box to use, sort of like you train cats.
Then, I wondered about rewards for when they do the right thing.
I consulted with Alida (you remember her, “I’m almost a lawyer”. Works for Blood Out of a Stone and Associates).
She suggested shiny ear-rings and cell phones: “Geckos like them” said Alida Attenborough.
So, here’s the litter box.
Now, I’m off to buy some glittering ear rings and a cell phone. Hope this works.